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"Look Lynn, I Am as Big as You!"

by Barbara Butts-Harakal
(Groton, CT)

My cousin, Mandy, graduated last year and we had a party for her. The day before the graduation party we were decorating the hall and blowing up balloons by mouth. Some were large and others were small.

My cousin, Kaylee, decided to put a balloon under her shirt where her belly was. The part that was tied was facing out so that when you looked at her she looked like she was pregnant, protruding belly button and all.

We then decided to have a little more fun and gave her another balloon the same size as the first. These she put where her breasts were. To say that she was bigger than she was when we began would be an understatement.

At the party, Kaylee decided to go and do this again. But this time her older sister Lynn was there. Lynn has implants and is rather large. Larger than anyone in my family. After putting the balloons under her shirt, she went up to Lynn and said "Look Lynn, I am as big as you are!"

We all had a good laugh from that one.

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